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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 3 points ago +3 / -0

From the release: "The Extension is the second of two four-month extensions permitted under the Company's governing documents."

u/Amaroq64 Please provide sauce that supports the post heading that states: "This is their last extension before the Federal Government can force them to dissolve."

Q: Which branch of the "Federal Government?" (FTC, IRS, Congress, Supreme Court, Crackhead Hunter's Dad?

Thank you!

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's not only a ton of conviction where to put in every last penny of your "friends and family" money but one hell of a rush too. Finally, what did Freeman do after making $100 million in what may be the luckiest investment ever made by a 20-year-old? After selling the shares, Freeman went for dinner with his parents in the suburb of New York City where they live and on Wednesday he flew to Los Angeles to return to campus, he said.

As they say in the funny papers: "This is FAR from over..."

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 3 points ago +3 / -0

So...

Any Technicals/sCharts Fags out there? The old support was 160. If it closes the week above 180, does that become new support?

And, if that does become new support, doesn't that make life even harder for the lazy ass hedgies short this stock?

As far as any "dips" to buy, is 120 anywhere in the picture any more, or is this thing officially getting ready to bust out of the Earth's orbit?

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good on you mate! Thankee kindly for the Ape 'splain.

Your good friend is a keeper.

China JoeBama is a tool.

Have never traded a crypto, but have a care on those 100% trades. I have had those sorts working 100% of the time up until the time they don't.

Yes, if you don't enjoy the only work you can find, then right there with you, work can fuck right off.

Cheers.

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 1 point ago +1 / -0

Brother Ape Man: Are you shorting US dollar with this trade or is this a crypto trade? (If crypto, this happening in COINBASE or some such?

Just trying to follow along here and numbers with no ape-splaining making brain hurtie...

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 5 points ago +5 / -0

That part of the casino is run by Cboe Options Exchange, what was formerly known as the Chicago Board Options Exchange, now a mere division of a larger GLOBALIST blickety blick, Cboe Global Markets, Inc.

Sauce: MarketsWicki.com

This little spoke in the Roulette Wheel "edumacates" assorted sheep, lambs, shills, banksters, Senators' sons and yes, even some dumb apes, in the ways of the puts and the calls.

Learn ye well, fren, and place your wagers wisely.

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 4 points ago +4 / -0

So my brain is too smooth to figure out how to target these crooks fattening their own purses on nonpublic info when they should be doing the peoples' business. (In contrast, The Trump Presidency actually COST him $1 billion, reportedly)

But if someone's got the goods to figure out how to target these crooks where it hurts in the wallet (ala the hedgies and GME) I'm ready to HODL.

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 1 point ago +1 / -0

The $1 Million question today is: what is the modern day version of the t.bulb?

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 4 points ago +4 / -0

Because ...

It reminds ALL apes (chimps, orangs, spider monks, whatever), this IS actual wagering (where the house always has an edge).

The name "stonks" implies something more dignified.

And there ain't nothing dignified about being a money shuffler. (unless you're an altar boy passing the plate in church, and even THEN, you have to be looking sidewise at the men of the cloth).

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agree PhantomCoin is stupid volatile.

Which means that a "downward correction" is inevitable.

Long term, it is now something everyone should have a little of (even though it's a pain in the ass and is WORTHLESS if you lose POWER and/or the INTERWEBs.).

But in these days of fiat money, blown out balance sheets and Congressional Porkulous bills disguised as "stimulous," it's akin to ammo/weapons, a bolthole somewhere, a second passport, gold, silver, generator, fuel, four-wheel drive...

Oh yeah!

A bible, your loved ones and frens, notebook, plenty of pencils...maybe a stringed instrument or a skinned drum...war paint...loin cloth...

I could go one, but if anyone sees anything glaring here that I've missed, please feel free to add to the list.

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you kindly!

(Bet a "qualified advisor" would give me some "qualified" oh-look-a-squirrel, find the pea under the walnut shell, "hey buy THIS shiny new object" BS.)

So, in my world, u/NeoDragoon, your speculation is worth more than the price of admission...

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 2 points ago +2 / -0

Institutional Ownership 105.48 percent??!!?!?!?!

How is this possible.

Minecraft?

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ran into some old friends while "out and about" and caught up after not seeing 'em for too long a period of time.

Happy accident.

Advocate high IRL to (whatever you call this) ratio.

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 4 points ago +4 / -0

The US financial system is awash in “stimulus” and “relief” with cash courtesy of the dumbest apes of ‘em all - Congress. Soon, it will be awash with even more.

To me that spells the Mother of All blowoff tops at a time in the future we cannot know.

Almost EVERYTHING will work up until the time it DOESN’T.

I’m counting on the collective retardation of you fellow primates.

If any of you see the cheesy sales weasels, Big $ “whales”, Congress Critters and other assorted money shufflers slowly inching their ways toward the door, start pounding your chest and hollering throughout the jungle.

For once, let us leave them without a chair when the music stops.

PS- Stay the hell away from tulip bulbs, they ain’t good eatin’.

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, you really gotta keep an eye on these guys running the Casino.

Buffett calls 'em all (banksters, tax, legal, legislative "experts") just a buncha "mouths with expensive tastes (that) clamor to be fed."

Warren Buffett Rails Against Investment Bankers

Money shufflers don't come cheap.

Oh look, speaking of buncha! Me see another 'nana! Ugh, not 'nana at all! Fellow ape ate peel, made stink pile next day...bleh. Oh well. Good thing me no step in it

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup, few inexpensive options up and down the chain.

Volatility will do that.

<<Ooh ooh.>>

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 2 points ago +2 / -0

u/ChubbyHubby

Curious as I joined this late.

Q1: Did you end up buying 15 GME shares or the GME 3/5/21 150 Call (last trade at time of this post was 7.50)

Q2: Please walk your fellow apes through your reasoning for your move.

Yes, this is a CASINO but all of it is based on math. From the side of the Casino operators, there is calculated risk

And yeah, yeah, yeah, "everything's funny when you're making money" but as smooth as all our brains are, all fellow apes from Silverback to Orangs and all in between, know this, THEY aren't running it all for their mental health and could give a Shiite about yours -- they're much too busy in their wood paneled board rooms dipping their balls in cocaine and rubbing 'em all over each other.

Thank you for putting your numb ape skull out there!

<<<Say, is that a piece of lint in my hairy pit, or a lice?>>>

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 2 points ago +2 / -0

Buying AMC = Giving $ to murderous ChiComs and their schnoids...

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh boy, I hope I score!

69,420 sure would buy a lotta crayons off this Martian pede I ran into the other day...

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 1 point ago +1 / -0

u/foxhound

I like your number, (69,420) but my tiny ape brain doesn't see how you're getting to that, especially with new wrinkle brains coming into the GME company mgt. structure with all their big wrinkle brain ideas.

Izzat number from the RandoTron?

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