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TheRealPizzaPope 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's actually funny that there retarded dipshits think that they can say "I'M AN INSIDER!" Isn't that fucking illegal?

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TheRealPizzaPope 9 points ago +9 / -0

Today on National Geographic:

Observe as the wild paper hand declares his great remorse. The paper hand then cries out to the apes to be consoled. Luckily, this native paper hand didn't make the grave mistake of selling his GME, which would make him lucrative prey to the wild Bears. He can either now find shelter in an index fund or make the great journey of reinvesting.

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TheRealPizzaPope 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha, I gotchu. Yeah there’s a lot of relatively advanced finance stuff going on in this whole situation. What’s nice is its been a great learning opportunity for me.

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TheRealPizzaPope 7 points ago +7 / -0

REEEEE REEEEEE ELECTRICTY BAD *Uses electricity to power car, phone, house, cities, etc....

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TheRealPizzaPope 3 points ago +3 / -0

And AMC could possibly be $59 next week. The only thing that will get you through is patience.

Look, you have to count up the risk and like a lot of other apes have. If you absolutely need the money to take card of yourself or someone else, then I get that. But if that money isn’t gonna be do anything, it might as well stay. This situation is only as urgent as you need your funds. This isn’t financial advice and its all up to you. We aren’t your brokers. Hell, I haven’t even graduated finance school yet (I’m real close though.)

The squeeze is inevitable so long as we create continuous pressure by simply HODLing. Like I said, the best thing you can do is set your phone to notify you when AMC hits 100 (or so forth) and just move on.

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TheRealPizzaPope 1 point ago +1 / -0

JUST SAY NO

JUST SAY NO TO WENDY'S, CLOV, AND ANYTHING PUSHED BY CITIDAL

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TheRealPizzaPope 2 points ago +2 / -0

A margin call happens once the stock hits a certain price. It was real close to $50, which would trigger 20,000 calls today. If one margin call happens, its certainly inevitable that the rest would flow in. The hedgies are just barely scraping by. They're going to have to keep inventing new ways to artificially push the price down or else they are screwed. Today they nearly got fucked.

The game we're playing is stupid easy. Buy and HODL. That's it. No need to worry about when things will happen. We can't lose patience because this game doesn't require endurance. The best thing you can do (and every other ape for that matter) is just set their phone to notify them when AMC hits $100 and forget about this whole affair.

We create more pressure for the hedgies and refuse to let up on the pressure we already create by HODLing.

As far as a day being required, you're absolutely right. Its fucking bullshit that they can just make up their own rules. But it's in the light now. We're going to be the ones keeping them accountable in the end, which much greater consequences.

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TheRealPizzaPope 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even if it did truly "tank," I'M NOT FUCKING GONNA SELL IT! I'd wait for the entire market to swing back up, which could be a year from now.

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TheRealPizzaPope 2 points ago +2 / -0

Going through the procedure to get a new kidney sucks tho

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TheRealPizzaPope 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think there are any paper hands here.

  1. You're preaching to the choir.

  2. You got handshakes.

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TheRealPizzaPope 5 points ago +5 / -0

You can't take shit out under $1,000,000/share profit. That would be suicide.

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TheRealPizzaPope 1 point ago +1 / -0

This has got to be the most obvious information on this site.

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TheRealPizzaPope 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good. Let their delusion be their downfall.

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TheRealPizzaPope 1 point ago +1 / -0

Both are going to blow up and they will blow up for however long apes hodl

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TheRealPizzaPope 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not financial advice.

Buy AMC because we like the stock.

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TheRealPizzaPope 3 points ago +3 / -0

They have to pay $1 Mil a day in interest until the margin call. I wish it were $100 mil

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TheRealPizzaPope 3 points ago +3 / -0

At least $10 Mil. If everyone had that goal in mind, all apes would be all set. Once you get $10 Mil (even $1 Mil), you throw that in a good index fund and you will be so rich you won't know what to fucking do with it all.

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TheRealPizzaPope 9 points ago +9 / -0

No one knows. Every morning is like Christmas. It's like waiting on the rapture. One good sign is each time the hedgies manipulate the prices lower, its less and less each time. AMC is hanging around $50 and GME is at an impressive $300. There are signs that the squeeze is getting closer, but no one knows the day nor the hour. Behold, the squeeze will come like a thief in the night.

You will know that it's happening when you wake up and you see the market price go up exponentially, start at $10 increments. When it comes, its time to chill, grin, and HODL. DO NOT SELL, till the market share hits $10 million. Will it? It will if everyone HODLS.

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