https://communities.win/c/WSBets/p/12izz6NXUc/just-bought-moar-gme--/c

Thousands of tiny bottles of alcohol. Bic lighters.

That level of return is restricted to the Speaker of the House.

It's a feature, not a bug.

Been trading like Gordon Gekko since last Thursday. Up almost two dollars. 🚀

It's all about bucks, kid. The rest is conversation.

Boy was I tempted. The sheer 🤡🌏 potential...

Used the would-be VAXX ca$h for deep OTM QQQ 12/31 Calls because my brain is smooth.

I agree and am onboard. That said the product of 21MM and 100MM is 2.1 QUAD.

I'm using RH to short RH

It’s such a fine line between stupid and clever

Look Fat, if you think this is financial advice, then you ain't black! C'mon, man.

long steel, short sleep

nerdwallet is a turdrocket

not a free used crayon, but something

join.robinhood.com/michaeh-3bdbae

I see it as a long term gainer, but I have a smooth brain and a gambling habit so there is always that.

I like kucoin.com and bittrex.com as well as pro.coinbase.com. I have not ventured into the decentralized exchanges yet.

If you think it is feels strange to hodl while it drops, just wait to see how it feels to hodl while it blasts 10x or more. My lettuce hands dropped hundreds of millions of SHIB too early this month. I am dumb and was not expecting a breakout so soon. Live. Learn. Eat crayons.

coinbase.com has tutorials that pay you a small amount to complete.

Trade via pro.coinbase.com instead of coinbae.com. You can move assets to pro for free and trading fees are lower.

I enjoy coinmarketcap.com but I think it is owned by CCP (I could be wrong).

I use SPAXX and have had no issues FWIW.

You are an inspiration. I'm in @$68.90.

I bought 52 moar at $1.91 yesterday and will continue to buy small amounts whenever it is under $2 for the boring long play.

Options Trading for smooth-brained crayon eaters:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PM4rNDr4oI

Start in inverse ETF, you could call it NotGoingWithImGoingAfterThem.

ADA will be fine it is a slow burner.

Copper for the orphans acting as spies and lookouts.

Silver for the adults on protection detail.

Considered naming the rocket 'Aborted Baby Penis' but decided to stick with 'Monkey Moonshot 2.'

SHIB spiked 800% about 10 days ago only at Coinbase exchange. I heard this last run up had to do with RH buying up SHIB for their exchange...

Apes together strong: alone we are a feeble twig, but bound together we form a mighty faggot.

You may want to pick up a billion or so on the next fearful dip.

That's awesome.

Monkey Moonshot 1 disintegrated early into respectable profits due to lettuce hands.

I continue to hold some SHIB and will begin preparing Monkey Moonshot 2.

I like ADA. Slow march back to $3 and beyond in due time.