No matter how bad things are, don't just jump out a window and waste your life and your potential.
First, you need to locate a vary fine piece of wire and tie it around your neck, and to your desk. Then, cover your hands in super glue and place them on the sides of your head. THEN jump. Aim for something soft.
When you land, this will create the illusion that you pulled your own head off. People will find this entertaining, and you can die knowing you will contribute more to the world in death than you ever did in life.
Jokes aside, no one should take their own life over something as frivolous as money.
My mom used to say "Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem."
Your mom is wise.
don't know if its still the case but in 1929 they jumped because having a stock broker license meant you could not file bankruptcy.
It's a horrible way to die. I read an article about people who jumped from the Golden Gate Bridge and survived. They all reported that they moment they let go, their brains started screaming at them "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" All the way down, which feels like it takes forever.
Yup..the movie, "the bridge" good documentary.
I didn't know about a documentary. Thanks, gonna look for that.
I once missed the ladder and fell feet first out of a loft bed, only about 6ft high-- it took so long to land and I kept saying in my head let me do that over!
I always thought it was a myth that very many jumped at all.
If you are registered you have to pretty much ask compliance to take a bankruptcy for yourself, and from what I’ve heard they most likely won’t let you. We were told to not even sell a house that has underwater equity, can’t take deals on credit card debt, stuff like that. It gets placed on your U4 if you do that—which is a huge red flag to firms, the idea is if you can’t manage your own money how can you manage others
Ya min wage will be 15$ an hour by 2025 for non federal employees. Get a job at wendys!
Don't hate the player; hate the game
That's horrible! I can't stop laughing at it!
Lol! It’s funny how all these GME investors are holding on principal, not greed.
Any fund managers reading, I'm here for you. If you go broke and lose everything I will send you a $600 stimmy 10 months from now.
No need to thank me.
i mean atleast go for as many flips as possible if you are not going to take this mans fine advice!
I used to work at a coal-fired power plant and I learned to code. Maybe these guys can as well?
So what I see is he wants an even bigger mass revolution of people learning to code, writing viruses, and sending them WS, WH, etc etc. I think we need a new .win!
In Minecraft, of course!
And then pray to God and ask forgiveness for you sins. You soul can still be saved.
The hedgies' souls maybe. I'm afraid that mine is pretty far gone.
If you're still breathing, it's not too late, fren.
DO A FLIP!
Kek
Lmfao
these are the same hedgies who laugh at the pipeline workers who got laid off because of fraud 46 and some of those workers are depressed and some have committed suicide because of no work. these hedgies and corrupt politicians deserve the worst. they are traitors and tyrants
Hahaha, I like the cut of your jib!
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Do a back flip!
Lol
Why are conservatives getting in on the hate-the-rich? It seems kind of communist.
we like rich who got rich by contributing to society, not by passing paper around and killing businesses for their own gain
Watch the anti semitic rhetoric bud
Narcissists do not commit suicide. All flaws are the fault of another
They can always get jobs as solar panel technicians. Just ask Kerry he knows
I think you guys don’t realize you’re adding money to the market. I mean that’s good for anyone inside the market long term.
I appreciate the help. -M
Says the guy who has been active for a couple days just lurking around. Check the history.
You ever think that maybe people on .win constantly change their usernames? People on the .win have to change usernames all the time. We also had to delete our usernames during the faux ANTIFA capitol riot